friend: omg get out im getting dressed
me: if i see something i havent seen before i'll throw a dollar at it
Trying to make toilet paper dress like on T.V
most-awkward-moments: Expectations: Reality: This blog will make you laugh out loud!
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
When you were young and your parents came home...